A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS. STILL CURIOUS.THE INTERNET’S LEAST CONVINCING LURKER

NOT MY
BUSINESS.

Still knows what
everyone said.

There’s a story here ↓
not listening.
tap the cat. act natural.
THE GROUP CHATAFTER HOURS
GET HIS ATTENTION
01 / A VERY FAMILIAR STORYTHREE MESSAGES. ZERO SELF-CONTROL.

LEFT THE CHAT.
KEPT THE TAB.

Every group has one. Says he’s done with the noise. Mutes the chat. Somehow knows exactly what happened at 2:14 a.m.

Meet SQUINT. You probably are him.

THE TAB HE DIDN’T CLOSE

“logging off. too much noise.”

SQUINT left the chat.
one tab won’t hurt.
THE ENTIRE PHILOSOPHY

Some chase the noise.
Some mute it.
He mutes it.
Then checks it.

you do it too.
02 / THE CAT. THE TICKER.

$SQUINT

A meme coin for everyone who said
“I’m done” and opened the tab again.

Launch details to follow.
The chat is still going
BEFORE YOU ASK

ONE MORE
THING.

Why the squint?

Because the internet says “trust me” a little too often. Half-closed eyes. A sideways glance. One very unconvinced cat.

Is the group chat live?

It’s a little scene from SQUINT’s world, playing right here on the page. Add a message, change the topic, or tap the cat when you catch him listening.

Can I scan the cat?

He’s made of black squares, but this version is a cat, not a working QR code. He’d rather you didn’t point your camera at him anyway.

Where are the launch details?

The network, contract address and launch information haven’t been announced yet. They’ll be added here when they’re ready.